Biker Bob

Alright, so last night I driving home with the mrs. and what should I see? A fricken retarted guy on a bike practically in the middle of the fricken road. Now I am not opposed to biking in general, but I feel that you need to have a certain amount of intelligence in order to operate such a heavy piece of machinary. THERE IS A BIKE LANE FOR A REASON MORONS!! Not only did he ride down the middle of the road but he crossed 4 lanes of traffic trying to beat the lights. next time I see him i am going to have to bump his back tire. not run him over...just you know..tap it...see what happens. I am now completely and utterly angry with people who ride bikes. They must be destroyed.

Why the Sun Sucks

Alright other then the fact that we need it to live, I really don't like the fricken sun.

Here's Why: 1) It's hot
2) I't s fricken bright
3) Gives Everyone Cancer
4) Makes people go outside (which it turn makes them do stupid things like bug me)
5) I want it to go away

I know #5 is not a reason to hate the sun, but who ever heard of just a top 4?

Any one Disagree? I think we would be perfectly fine if the sun was behind clouds all the time. Not as many people would be outside and I would be happier because I could open my eyes all the way and not have to use that stupid sun tan junk. Let's here back on why we need the Sun. Prove me wrong people.

Alright as this is my first official blog I am not going to go into any insane rants as of yet, just be prepared. Please don't take anything on this to seriously(the 2-3 people who are bored enough to be reading some random dude who you have never met blogs) as I like to hear myself talk (or type) and only mean 83.6% of what I say. So stay tuned if you feel like it and I can guarantee that I will say something completely stupid at some point in the next couple of days!!